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Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat bread
Customer: I want a vegan cheeseburger

Employee: Ok
by True_Vegan May 30, 2018
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A university student, who is jobless, stinks and wears ear extenders.
A Vegan is very easy to spot, they look similar to a hippy. If you're in a room full of 100 people and there is one person who is a Vegan, you will notice them with long scraggy dreadlocks and B.O before they get the chance to tell you that they are Vegan 3000 times.

Vegans are not also weird looking they are also criminals, they are thieves, they are arsonists and they are home invaders, Veganism is more then a diet, it's a terrorist organisation and a cult.

A Vegan is useless, most of them are under the age of 25 who have spent too much time in the confides of their university wrapped in cotton wool. Example, a Vegan terrorist in Australia was somehow shocked when a farmer pulled his gun out on him. This Vegan was so scared he cried to the police but he himself is a thief and a property invader.

A Vegan can't change a flat tyre, can't change a light bulb, has never dropped the oil on a car and is a Human paper weight. They think they are making the world a better place by holding posters on the street and ruining farms. They have no other skills but their modern arts degree and gender studies.

Vegan's are pussies they have to hunt in numbers because they are scared they will get bashed. Put a vegan in the same room with an Aussie battler Farmer. When these Vegans get a job, start paying taxes, own a house, they will get a life but first we must bar them from centrelink and throw them in a coal mine.
VEGAN: Jobless, Smelly and a drain on the public system
by Ligmaaaa June 15, 2019
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A very smart individual. Never eats or uses any type of animal products. Vegans love to go to Zumiez or Spencer's. You can find vegans at your local gay bar.
Mario and Theresa turned vegan about a week ago. All they talk about is Zumiez and gummy dicks.
by Gayidiot26 May 28, 2017
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A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.
That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.
by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
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Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7
(Steps into room) IM A FUCKING VEGAN.
by Not_A_FUCKING_VEGAN March 6, 2019
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When the human being decides not to eat meat forever
You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special
by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018
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by Fuck Vegans January 8, 2019
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