A young girl, typically aged between 17 and 23, who walks around with a yoga mat sticking out of her rucksack and is active on Instagram.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
A very smart individual. Never eats or uses any type of animal products. Vegans love to go to Zumiez or Spencer's. You can find vegans at your local gay bar.
by Gayidiot26 May 28, 2017
A university student, who is jobless, stinks and wears ear extenders.
A Vegan is very easy to spot, they look similar to a hippy. If you're in a room full of 100 people and there is one person who is a Vegan, you will notice them with long scraggy dreadlocks and B.O before they get the chance to tell you that they are Vegan 3000 times.
Vegans are not also weird looking they are also criminals, they are thieves, they are arsonists and they are home invaders, Veganism is more then a diet, it's a terrorist organisation and a cult.
A Vegan is useless, most of them are under the age of 25 who have spent too much time in the confides of their university wrapped in cotton wool. Example, a Vegan terrorist in Australia was somehow shocked when a farmer pulled his gun out on him. This Vegan was so scared he cried to the police but he himself is a thief and a property invader.
A Vegan can't change a flat tyre, can't change a light bulb, has never dropped the oil on a car and is a Human paper weight. They think they are making the world a better place by holding posters on the street and ruining farms. They have no other skills but their modern arts degree and gender studies.
Vegan's are pussies they have to hunt in numbers because they are scared they will get bashed. Put a vegan in the same room with an Aussie battler Farmer. When these Vegans get a job, start paying taxes, own a house, they will get a life but first we must bar them from centrelink and throw them in a coal mine.
A Vegan is very easy to spot, they look similar to a hippy. If you're in a room full of 100 people and there is one person who is a Vegan, you will notice them with long scraggy dreadlocks and B.O before they get the chance to tell you that they are Vegan 3000 times.
Vegans are not also weird looking they are also criminals, they are thieves, they are arsonists and they are home invaders, Veganism is more then a diet, it's a terrorist organisation and a cult.
A Vegan is useless, most of them are under the age of 25 who have spent too much time in the confides of their university wrapped in cotton wool. Example, a Vegan terrorist in Australia was somehow shocked when a farmer pulled his gun out on him. This Vegan was so scared he cried to the police but he himself is a thief and a property invader.
A Vegan can't change a flat tyre, can't change a light bulb, has never dropped the oil on a car and is a Human paper weight. They think they are making the world a better place by holding posters on the street and ruining farms. They have no other skills but their modern arts degree and gender studies.
Vegan's are pussies they have to hunt in numbers because they are scared they will get bashed. Put a vegan in the same room with an Aussie battler Farmer. When these Vegans get a job, start paying taxes, own a house, they will get a life but first we must bar them from centrelink and throw them in a coal mine.
by Ligmaaaa June 16, 2019
Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!
Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
by Uncle Buttmunch June 5, 2018
by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.
Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.
Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.
Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.
by Doylelew September 8, 2018
by Xszd November 23, 2019