Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me

wanna play valorant?
fuck you retigga

by retigga May 1, 2024

Valorant

A 5v5 game with characters called Agents that have unique abilities.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.

"Hey bro, wanna play Valorant?"
"Valorant is greedy"

by sexo fender June 14, 2024

Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7

Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

Valorant

A place where people meows for their online mommies and daddies

His mommy: "let's play valorant today"
I miss her:"meowsw prrr grr meow nya"

by xXGod_Slayer_Gaming_1000Xx January 8, 2025

vanord

A sexy male figure very loyal second to none strong alpha male

Vanord is very elegant

by Dixon yas January 15, 2025

Valorant E-Daters

Lets say u own a dog. the dog has an intellectual mind. he saw u play valorant with an underage woman. he beat the shit out of you because ur a FUCKING degenerate 50 YEAR OLD WHO Straight UP USES VOICEMOD TO PRETEND INTO BEING A DEEPVOICE FUCKFACE TO JUST BE A WASTE OF SPACE. man just get a fucking job

Valorant E-Daters are fucking degenerates

Valorant E-Daters Are Wanna Be DeepVoice FuckFace idiots

by 4jh January 22, 2025

Vanoland

A park that's owned by a guy named Vano (whos a stupid fricking noob) that'll never open up.

Vanoland raid April 1st.

by tomasm_310 April 11, 2025