This is the most redneck town in VA.
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
Boy 1: Are goin' to the Cu'ntry market tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
by A suffering prep in a redneck-hick town February 22, 2005
Get the seaford, VAmug. 
Wise Va........ Totally fucked! Full of depression and hillbilly heroin. The best part of Wise is leaving 🤘
Hey man did you get to eat at Dairy Barn while you were in Wise Va? ......... What the fuck is Dairy Barn and why did I see a fair worker trying to eat a nerd rope out of your asshole while ain't coalminer's daughter?
by D!ck Hurtz March 14, 2021
Get the Wise VAmug. by Jakemeoff97 October 14, 2013
Get the va-jumug. by sam3ep April 25, 2010
Get the Va-va-voom capacitymug. A place in the middle of Virginia next to the Blue Ridge mountains with a good pizza joint, a good burger joint, and a good inbred family.
L-Z-Wheezy: Ay yo, Tyrese-a-peeza, wanna check out Sperryville, VA this weekend?? I hear they got some good pizza and burgers?
Tyrese-a-peeza: Ah no, L-Z-Wheezy, that place is all cracked out with three eyed camel lookin mutha whats roamin into the pizza and burger joints. Whitey be inbreedin it up in the Blue Ridge.
Tyrese-a-peeza: Ah no, L-Z-Wheezy, that place is all cracked out with three eyed camel lookin mutha whats roamin into the pizza and burger joints. Whitey be inbreedin it up in the Blue Ridge.
by podunkamunk913 October 29, 2010
Get the Sperryville, VAmug. by Stevie Peepee March 29, 2008
Get the Va-jonermug.