upper tank

When you go into a resturants or public places bathroom and have to shit and so you go in the toilet tank and when people go in their they'll be wondering about the small and never be able to find it.

Herget and Zach went into Zaxby's, Herget powerbombed the bathroom while Zach upper tanked it. Man what a mess.

by Ewan February 1, 2004

upper hand

to have the higher or better position in the situation.

to be in the lead or winning.

ex. Dave has the upper hand in the card game because he is winning.

by mr.desperado March 31, 2015

Upper Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit in the top part of the toilet while a girl is giving you head at the same time.

Last night my girlfriend was so drunk and she was pissing me off and she surprisingly let me pull off an Upper Blumpkin

by dupajuda October 15, 2009

buddy upper

a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.

hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.

oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.

dammit stop being such a buddy upper

by papadoob March 19, 2009

Upper Taint

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.

She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.

by uppertaintlvr42069 September 18, 2022

knocker-upper

A knocker-upper was someone whose sole purpose was to wake people up during a time when alarm clocks were expensive and not very reliable.

"M. Smith earned 6 pence a week as a knocker-upper using a pea shooter to shoot dried peas at the windows of sleeping workers in East London, 1930s"

by ethic. January 4, 2021

Upper Blumpkin

Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.

It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.

by szkud September 28, 2013