upper tank

When you go into a resturants or public places bathroom and have to shit and so you go in the toilet tank and when people go in their they'll be wondering about the small and never be able to find it.

Herget and Zach went into Zaxby's, Herget powerbombed the bathroom while Zach upper tanked it. Man what a mess.

by Ewan February 1, 2004

upper hand

to have the higher or better position in the situation.

to be in the lead or winning.

ex. Dave has the upper hand in the card game because he is winning.

by mr.desperado March 31, 2015

Upper Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit in the top part of the toilet while a girl is giving you head at the same time.

Last night my girlfriend was so drunk and she was pissing me off and she surprisingly let me pull off an Upper Blumpkin

by dupajuda October 15, 2009

cheerer-upper

someone or something that cheers one up

Matt is Suzi's cheerer-upper

by slimpig879 July 20, 2008

zero-upper

When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.

I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.

Ron's a zero-upper.

by Petey Mik January 5, 2008

buddy upper

a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.

hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.

oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.

dammit stop being such a buddy upper

by papadoob March 19, 2009

Upper Reserve

Diarrhea drenching the outside of a toilet from the top down. Let loose your diarrhea all over the toilet. Start on the closed top of the tank and move on to the closed lid. Wanna up your game beyond the upper decker? Try the Upper Reserve.

The bathroom was so fancy an upper decker would not be enough; so I left an Upper Reserve. Shit soaked toilet yo.

by Bytajah March 31, 2013