Ur mum fucking gay

Ur mum is gay and have sex with someone else other than ur dad
Man, why is Ur mum fucking gay
by 23r October 20, 2022
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Dr Dewey Ur Mum

This Dr is actually elite at shagging and WILL do ur mum if u let him lose.
Has Dr Dewey shagged & shanked ur mum yet?

Yeah! He did mine last Marrinelli-Monday
Dr Dewey Ur Mum is goated.
by Romanrome23 March 16, 2022
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Ur mum

Ur mum is ugly 😃👍❤️
Ur mum is ugly 🥰
by spacelings September 11, 2020
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ur mum

well duh it is ur mum what else were you expecting.
Timmy: can you come to my house after school?
you : no

timmy : why

you: UR MUM
by good peoples July 29, 2022
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ur mum

the mysterious figur who will come and beat you up if you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20am when you shout among us at the top of your lungs 69 times- she will also end up skimming your family.
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UR MUM

IS IT JUST ME OR IS YOUR MUM LOOKING KINDA THICCCCC
UR MUM LOOKING VERY THICC
by haha,your,mum,go,brrrrrrrr November 29, 2021
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ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.
"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"
by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023
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