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Nine Twelve

Anything post 9/11 attack. After 9/11 America became even more sensitive to everything than it already was. Basically the Nine Twelve world is when Karen’s came into existence.

Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.
I can’t believe that lady grabbed the last apple! She may as well have shot my child. “Oh don’t be so nine twelve (9/12) about it. It’s just an Apple.”
by Myles Payne January 28, 2025
mugGet the Nine Twelvemug.

twelv

Ugly and pretty with a big butt that is flabby, and is around the age of twelve and mental age of 2 and a half
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ugh she is so twelv
by surahpe15 February 9, 2018
mugGet the twelvmug.

Twelve in the tail

Receiving anal (sex) from one who has a 12" or a very large penis
"She do anal?"
"Does she. MAN, SHE TAKE TWELVE IN THE TAIL!
by WNGSPAN April 1, 2019
mugGet the Twelve in the tailmug.

Twelve

Yet another age that everyone think sucks but is actually fine. I mean, every age can “suck” because aging means living and living is pain.
Random person: Being twelve sucked.
Random person: Well, I actually think being 56 is way worse.
by I like Hot Pockets May 5, 2021
mugGet the Twelvemug.

Niggity Twelve

Black people are real and the government is not fake.
Strong relation to Niggity Dave.
"Niggity Twelve?"
Ate. or Cheese, maybe feet toes?
only 12, that is the joke.
by Niggity 12 October 24, 2022
mugGet the Niggity Twelvemug.

twelve

how bored are you. you typed twelve into urban dictionary or look mum(i'm not an american) look how far i can count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 10, 11, twelve
by theloloman March 15, 2021
mugGet the twelvemug.

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