How's that dick taste?

a usually rhetorical question noting that a person or group has been bitched or one-upped in an almost any aspect of life.

Jared: Dude, I fucked someone's mom last night.

Andrew: Dude, I fucked your mom last night... How's that dick taste?

Jared: Salty

by agizzle504 October 11, 2009

Taste good in a bad way

A way of saying that something didn't taste good and a way of camouflaging an honest answer when people ask if you liked their bad tasting food.

Norwegian: Did you like the Norwegian brown cheese?
Tourist: Well, it taste good in a bad way!

by Chestra May 15, 2009

turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003

taste like ass

when something tastes bad

This grap soda tastes like ass

by Diggler March 18, 2003

Bestie From Another Testes

A variation on the phrase "Brother From Another Mother".

She's/He's my bestie from another testes!

by spyder_web September 15, 2009

Testetrap

When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face!

Gotta watch out for those testetraps.

by The DepraveD August 5, 2008

Taste Tripping

When somebody mistakes a certain flavor for a complete opposite

Yo this Jelly dounought taste like hot sauce

Dude are you serious?....You Taste Tripping

by IcedOUTDiamonDRANgs October 3, 2009