Skip to main content

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"
by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022
mugGet the You really cut the turnipmug.

Turnip

Wow, he must be a Turnip
by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019
mugGet the Turnipmug.

Turnip

Forceably sucking the shit out of someone's ass
Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.
by Turnip conveyor August 7, 2024
mugGet the Turnipmug.

Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
I f*cking hate turnips!
by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019
mugGet the Turnipmug.

Share this definition