A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.
Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.
by derandunimo March 12, 2011
Get the Shit-Touchermug. This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
Get the Jerk-wad ball touchermug. 
An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.
by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023
Get the Duck Touchermug.