Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.

Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."

by Prgxisu August 13, 2017

Fresh tortilla

Mexican restaurant run by mostly Asians that serves warm chips and cold cheese for $3.81

Fresh tortilla is so good yummy yummy I’m me yimmy

by Draymond black March 18, 2019

tortilla-y

Containing much tortilla goodness. Most definitely a word.

Those tacos were so tortilla-y, I am ready for a carb nap.

by Leafblower27 June 16, 2018

No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.

During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.

by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022

Tortilla Dip

The act of dipping your finger in a woman’s pussy or ass and eating what’s on your finger

Victor: How was sex with that Jenny girl?
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.

by DannyBoyz December 25, 2020

Tortilla pussy

It is someone that eats pussy with a corn tortilla in a girls vagina with cheese and makes them cum. It is a tradition in the Indian world and is looked down upon by many people. Pack that tortilla in my asshole vagina mustard because it taste like ketchup. Nasty how are you my nigga. You should be ashamed of your provolone cheese nigga.

Please pack that tortilla pussy in my vagina because it taste like cum in my horseradish shit.

by boody sniffer January 25, 2021

Tortilla Moment

When you pull off some crazy accomplishment and celebrate by taking a bite out of a tortilla.

Bro I just won Victory Royale in Fortnite. This is a certified tortilla moment.

by Thesnakerox February 21, 2021