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Toolies

Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.

Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.

Toolie: Hello, how are you?

Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
by Neil K December 20, 2007
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Tootsiejob

When you stick your dick into a girls ass and it is covered in shit. Then she proceeds to lick it off until you ejaculate.
Dude 1: I heard you got a tootsiejob last night.
Dude 2: Yeah brosif; it was awesome when my dick was covered in all that shit but it was so clean at the end of the night that i didn't even bother to shower.
by podizzle September 23, 2009
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tooter

A tube, usually a cut off part of a straw, used to snort speed or coke with.
Dude, opnly use one tooter, then we can scrape it when we're done with the sack
by Merc February 3, 2004
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Tootsies

AKA: Toes
Toot-Sees
That girl has the cutest tootsies
by Getta February 16, 2008
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Tootsie toss

Defecating in the shower, catching it in your hand, and throwing it over into the toilet.
I was running late the other day, so I just did a quick tootsie toss in the morning.
by Udo Dorkenshcnorker June 2, 2012
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tootish

the art of being rude, or acting like a toot.
the lady at the store was yelling at me, and acting so tootish.
by belljingle June 24, 2016
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salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.
Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?
by Sunset Will April 19, 2009
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