Tony

When you slap someone's ass to wake them up, usually with a hand or wooden spoon.

He was woken up with a tony, he's pissed.

by killerZoreo August 19, 2020

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Tony

Tony is into girls that a significantly younger than him as well as into kpop and gets absolutely no bitches

ur a dumbass tony and u get no bitches

by Hey_Hey_Hey May 21, 2022

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Tony

A very upstanding member of the neighborhood, someone that does not put up with bullshit from contractors. Also well known for intervening in others business to keep the neighborhood looking great.

Thank god that guy is such a Tony, what would we do without him?

by Christine#Bitchdown June 11, 2020

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Slobbery. Likes to lick things. DO NOT touch his blankie! Will power range you in the nuts. Duct tapes all gifts. Video game abuser. Chin talking, strong bad dancing, mustache winning. Wasps and bees are attracted to all boys named Tony. Calls pads tampon patches. Will talk in his sleep. Huge member.

That bee just stung me like my name is Tony!

That food looks so good, my mouth made a tony.

by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014

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Tony

Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare.

It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'.

Can be used in a variety of sentences;

'You've had an absolute Tony...'
'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!'
'Heavens to Tony!'
'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking...
The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!'
'You might as well just be called Tony'

by Johan van der Schmut January 28, 2012

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