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Today je vu

something which you feel happened earlier in the day.
I entered the room and it felt like I was there at an earlier time in the day. It felt like Today Je Vu.
by Prince of Wheels August 20, 2009
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TodaynFood

What began as a blog branch off from foodimentary has become a unique word in itself. Now developed into a popular hashtag in twitter, #TodayNFood has come to mean that the fact or comment it is referencing is a noteworthy element of modern foodie culture.
August 6 is National Root Beer Float Day! #TodayNFood
by Foodimen October 7, 2009
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Today

You seriously don't know what today means?
Or youre wasting ur time bru. It's now. Tha day now. Today..
"Bruh, is it tomorrow yet?"

" Nah mate, it's today "
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Todayrrow

The hours between 1am and 5am when you don’t know whether to say today or tomorrow.
What time is it?

Oh it’s 3am.

Wanna go to the mall todayrrow?
Sure!
by Sapphiresheart December 2, 2018
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Tomah Shuffle

The act of stopping during a road trip for the sole purpose of shuffling passengers and drivers either within one car or across multiple cars in the convoy.

The reasons for a Tomah Shuffle vary and include but are not limited to: foul odor, fatigue, quarreling between passengers, payload issues, excessive banter, or because one was scheduled.

The origins of the name come from an abnormally cool late summer day. The boys were in the middle of the five hour trek from Milwaukee on their way to Minneapolis to visit LEGO land at mall of America as well as a round of mini golf if time allowed. Since it was lunch time. The boys decided to stop in Tomah, Wisconsin and visit the Kentucky Fried Chicken buffet to sample the local fare. However, to the disappointment of the boys, the buffet was taken out during a remodel prior to their arrival. Since there was no other reason to spend any amount of time in Tomah, the boys decided to get back into the car and continue their journey. Due to the excitement and later devastation caused by the buffet, the boys forgot their seating arrangement and had to make a new one on the spot, thus the Tomah Shuffle was born.
Since we were four hours into our nine hour drive and I was getting too tired to drive, we decided to pull onto the Casey’s general store parking lot and pull of a Tomah Shuffle to choose a new driver so it was safe to continue the 30 mile drive to the nearest kwik trip where we could stop and buy some coffee and Mac and cheese before finishing the journey.
by Deadeye Donny August 19, 2019
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Todaxi

Todaxi is a transgendered great-cousin who was a male when she was born.
''I have a todaxi, she is really nice!''

''My todaxi is a drag queen!''
by Todaxi Supporter February 20, 2020
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Tomalio

A prick that thinks hes cool cause he has white gramdma hair.
Which isnt cool, its lameeeeee!
Tomalio: Look at me, im sooooo cool. I have gramdma hair.

Normal Person: Thats dumb

Tomalio: Noooo! Its coooooool!

Normal Person: Ok loser.
by I is a person 2 September 25, 2021
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