by The Admiral July 8, 2003
Get the toaster leavings mug.When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.
by Yeetix February 11, 2020
Get the Toaster Baptism mug.The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.
Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."
by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007
Get the toaster shakins mug.Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.
Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.
Wow it was really hot out this week too.
Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.
Wow it was really hot out this week too.
Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.
by jaydog7 October 23, 2012
Get the toaster oven mug.An ephithet that may be applied to anyone using a recently acquired rise in status to deliver an innapropriate -- often selfish -- message to an audience that would otherwise be disinterested.
From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)
From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)
"Can you believe Stephanie used her valedictorian speech to talk about God for six minutes? What a Poe Toaster."
by Tobias Diomead July 11, 2007
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