noun /tōst/
The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.
A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".
The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.
A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".
Seth badly wanted some chocolate milk, but seeing as he had run out of Ovaltine to flavor his milk, decided to drop his trousers and enhance it with his own toast instead.
by Papa Dwarf September 11, 2020
An old women (often an old skank), not a GILF nor a MILF, who smoked and drink too much and whose voice sound like a mix of an exhaust pipe and a rusty chainsaw on a chalkboard.
-Bill (ironicly): "Man, you got some success with the lady. This fine cougar over there keep giving you look"
-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"
-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"
by Max Big Dog December 30, 2010
person 1: I've been trying to fix this thing for ages
person 2: getting annoying hu?
person1: yeah, infact toast
person 2: getting annoying hu?
person1: yeah, infact toast
by GENER-AL August 27, 2009
by Oh no tuxedo mask May 07, 2018
After something has been exterminated in the case of an unanimated object but for an animated object something that "is toast" has been beaten severely.
Knowing that something will be beaten severely or marred: "Man, he shouldn't touch his girlfriend like that or he is toast!"
by Stylux February 24, 2005
it is the best with the likes of wordbacon/word, wordgravy/word and wordmaple syrup/word.
IT RULES!!!
IT RULES!!!
by bacon July 21, 2003
by Sam Sneed May 01, 2007