titty snatch

When a female sticks her entire nipple into a male's urethra and she begins to lactate vigorously.

Ethan: Damn baby you titty snatched me so good last night

by My Moms Weiner April 20, 2015

titty licker

A titty licker is someone who is a straight male and all he thinks about is boobs. This can be used as in insult to a redneck with no respect.

He's such a titty licker he has no respect for women all he thinks about is boobs.

by Kelpie g September 12, 2017

shit the titty

when you drink before noon

it is 11:50! you have 10 minutes to shit the titty

by shh don’t tell bitty August 8, 2021

kitties titties

Similar to the phrase “the bees knees” but with much more passion. If you're the kitties titties you're basically the shit. You've done something pretty damn good to be given this title.

Wow the variety show was really amazing this year!

Ya our student council is the kitties titties.

by Shanley deacon June 15, 2014

Pop a titty

Pop a titty is when you want your boo to let you see a lil sumthing but you wanna make it sound spicy.

“Hey babe, pop a titty real quick😌”

by duhitspendeja_ March 16, 2019

Dem-Titties

Something you should show me, or anyone willing to ask to see.

"Hey you, show me Dem-Titties!"

You Answer: Lift all upper Garments sos to not obstruct the view of Dem-Tittties.

by squirrel :D December 26, 2011

saggy titties

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.

"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014