Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

by Colver August 11, 2014

shivery timber

The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penis pleasuring itself.

Damn. I just had one hell of a shivery timber. I need to change now.

by The real Joe October 4, 2016

Timbalooza

A party that is usually planned for a great guy that gets continually put off to the point where you question its own existence.

Stacey: "Are you ready for Timbalooza this Friday?"
Timmy: "YEAHHHHH!!!"

(5 weeks later...)

Timmy: "Hey Stacey, when is Timbalooza happening?"
Stacey: "What the hell are you talking about???"

by Mr. T-Bone July 28, 2010

Justin Randall Timberlake!

Exclamatory, coll.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.

"They did what in a Denny's bathroom? Justin Randall Timberlake!"

"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."

"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."

by pronek March 2, 2007

tambourine player

Another word for a gay person. it was first used in the tyler perry play "Meet the browns"

That dude acting like a chick is a tambourine player.

by Johnathaniel May 1, 2007

camp tall timbers

the greatest place on earth

"I wanna go someplace awesome, I'll go to Camp Tall Timbers, not Timberridge"

by tha fang September 28, 2008

Timber

What you yell when it's going down.

"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."

by CrabbySparkles October 20, 2013