
Thomas is a piece of shit, he’ll lie cheat and manipulate you in every way possible and in the end he’ll either blame you or his “rough week”
“He do you know Thomas”
“You mean that cunt that my friends were right about? Nope never heard of him”
“You mean that cunt that my friends were right about? Nope never heard of him”
by Anonbish October 24, 2019

He is poggers and has life and has really big shlong and is big dicked and loves women and gets all the women and has the sex with the women and he likes women.
by Maybe Thomas November 6, 2020

by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017

Usually a white male. Most generally uses being in college as an excuse to not admit that they are an alcoholic. Averaged sized penis.
by Pary369 February 19, 2017

A very handsome individual, who is always yearning for the outdoors. Usually loves sports, especially hockey and is extremely intelligent. Usually likes people whose names start with "J" and often their best friend or girlfriend will have a name that starts with j. Is a big nerd, but is still hot.
by June38.4 November 14, 2016
