therapissed

A person who only gives advice to another while blacked out drunk.

Cody: What should I do about her?
Jon the drunk: Kill her man. Kill her.
Cody: Your such a great therapissed Jon
Jon the drunk: Cheers to beers!

therapissed by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

therafist

Used when a therapist gets angry

That guy who just cut me off? I'd love to use my therafist on him.

therafist by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

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Therapeutic Baseball Bat

A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.

The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!

Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!

Therapeutic Baseball Bat by Zanasabitch October 19, 2010

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Therapissed

being rly mad at a therapist.

therapist: bob, you dont seem to to be happy with me right now.

bob: ur right. im not happy. im therapissed!

Therapissed by meowmix26 July 31, 2011

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barry the rapist

THE most dangerous man you will ever meet. If you do have the most unlucky life in the world and you happen to meet him the first thing you will notice about him is eyes. Those killer eyes. They LITERALLY kill. You shall look into them and die. Run now. Just run.

Dude 1: OH MY GOD!
Dude 2: What bro?
Dude 1: IT'S BARRY THE RAPIST! DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!
Dude 2: Why not?? What's so bad abou......

barry the rapist by Thegingermanwithaplan November 9, 2013

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therapussy

the one bit of pussy that one who is so inclined must supposedly acquire when going insane from lack of pussy, to make them sane again.

the boy needs therapussy.

therapussy by eugene romi October 24, 2006

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##needs a therapists

##needs a therapists by Annonymous122121212 October 5, 2018

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