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Turnip

The most powerful race in the universe. Ancient gods who will soon wreak havoc on the world. You have 1 year. Hide while you can. If you come across one kill yourself immediately.
The Turnips are coming... hide while you can.
by praisetheturnips March 22, 2021
mugGet the Turnipmug.

Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.
Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.
by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018
mugGet the Turnip Tugboatmug.

Turnip

Hey Hayley u could buy a whole turnip with that £2 !!
by Hihaykey January 10, 2017
mugGet the Turnipmug.

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