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The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.
Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.
by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021
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Swedish Tan

When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan
Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan
by FartingSanta November 25, 2017
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Swedish Dog

The Swedish Dog is an oral sexual act, in which the participant with an uncircumsised Penis (or other form of genitalia) puts a snus in their foreskin and has the person giving them oral sex put the snus under their lip using only their mouth.
Q1: Man, i got mad swedish dog from this girl the other day.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.
by MadGiggel November 18, 2021
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Swedish rappel

While normal rappel is used for moving from a high position to a lower position (e.g. from bridge to valley bottom) in a swift but orderly manner, Swedish rappel is a faster and more aggressive method used in order to achieve the same result.

In order to perform a Swedish rappel, one must:
1. Acquire a length of rope (e.g. two feet)
2. Move to place where Swedish rappel is to be performed
3. Hold one end of rope in hand, let the other end dangle free.
4. Jump
Sven: "Man, that guy is annoying"
Erik: "Lets give him a Swedish rappel!"
by swenor June 21, 2011
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swedish butler

When one orally removes a dingleberry from someone elses asshole.
After my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin I had a swedish meatball sized dingleberry hanging from my asshole. I bent over and she took gave me the best swedish butler ever. Cleaned that dingleberry right off.
by Brenden Weinroth December 1, 2006
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swedish bitch

A person who is acting like a total sarcastic jack ass to everyone
by Soggy January 18, 2017
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Swedish highball

Not a drink. A Swedish highball is when someone waves their hand high over their head to say hello.

It comes from a railroad term, 'highball'. A highball was a railroad signal that looked like a ball on an arm on a tower. When it was raised, it meant a clear track ahead. A trainmaster or brakeman could hold their arms high and move their hands in a circle for the same meaning. The Swedish farmers were known to wave an arm high over their heads and shout "hej" (hello) when greeting someone.
Gust was in the field when he saw Ole on the road. He gave him a Swedish highball and shouted "Merry Christmas."
by swedishhighball January 7, 2009
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