by POTATOES > CHEESE September 20, 2019

Potato is a legendary food consumed by gods and angels. It is said that it could bring destruction upon nations that did not produce it nor consume it. It is considered by some as a great god in itself as it manifests god-like power when consumed or cooked using appropriate methods.
by Potato is great May 3, 2020

A girl who knows she's super cute but refuses to admit it so she hides behind calling herself a potato even though she is gorgeous.
by Iwinalix:) March 24, 2019

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.
Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019

by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020

Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.
Person2: Potato.
by OP potato April 11, 2020
