Skip to main content

Platypus

A gay guy that isn’t considered conventionally attractive, typically has a big nose, is typically “nuerodivergent”, and has weird and unique interests, hobbies, and quirks.
Carl texted me a whole essay about a tv cartoon yesterday and showed me his merchandise for it. He’s such a platypus.
by PerryThePlatypusButGay March 17, 2024
mugGet the Platypusmug.

blue platypus

Blue Platypus:
A Blue Platypus, often shortened to "bp," is someone who can truly be described as a god. They don't get the recognition they deserve, and they can do everything so much better than anyone else. You basically can't talk back to them, they're just that good.
Person 1: Yo dude, the Eagles suck. The Patriots so had that!
Person 2: Man if I were on the Patriots, I would carry them to victory. I'm so much better than Tom Brady but no one realizes it!
Person 1: Sure you are, you Blue Platypus.
Person 2: That's a good thing, right?
by Cidius February 5, 2018
mugGet the blue platypusmug.

Platypus

When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.
"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."
by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020
mugGet the Platypusmug.

spicy platypus

Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin
by Spicy Platypus February 27, 2025
mugGet the spicy platypusmug.

The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.
Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night
by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022
mugGet the The Dirty Platypusmug.

Platypus

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PLATYPUS! RUNNNN!
by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021
mugGet the Platypusmug.

Share this definition