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Tibetan Missionary

The act of fucking dead goat roadkill in missionary, a ritual among the Tibetan people. Often done as a token of good luck.
My father pulled over on the side off the road to do Tibetan missionary with the dead goat roadkill.
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Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...
It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!
by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025
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no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.
boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"
by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021
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Missionary

A word rappers commonly use to describe you n*ggas are basic.
I don't care what you say, you n*ggas corny, right
Missionary, all these niggas boring, right”- Kyle (Nothing 2 Lose)
by okaymaddi March 8, 2021
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Missionary Makeup

When you fuck in missionary after a breakup/fight and it’s all good again because missionary makes you fall in love again.
“They got back together again after hooking up. You know how that missionary makeup works.”
by milehighmike July 24, 2022
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italian missionary

when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt
that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell
by Real facts 4 lyfe September 6, 2021
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submissive missionary

When the female is laying on her back and her legs are on the man shoulders (or women whatever is your preference) and her wrist are held down
I want to try something new babe. Let's try a new position called Submissive missionary
by Macdaddyjayd February 19, 2017
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