Dinosaur Message

When you're computer of laptop finally get so old that the "Your Virtual Memory Is Too Low" message appears in the bottom right corner of the screen.

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Jack at all today?
Man 2: Nah, he got the dinosaur message for the 5th time today so he's gonna trade up.

by Mexican Rice May 14, 2010

texticle messaging

the act of a person with testicles texting another person with testicles

Are you really still texticle messaging? You're such a faggot.

by Buffalo13 August 21, 2009

Predator Message

A text or IM message that has no content (blank message). Aptly named after the film series where the aliens where cloaking devices to make themselves invisible. It is usually accidental.

A:*Receives a text message from B that is blank. Responds with a wtf.*
B:*Sends a text to A saying two words only 'Predator Message'.*

by Malakaii August 21, 2011

Message in a bottle

When you take an empty resealable plastic bottle and squeeze the air out and fill it with a stinky fart and cap it. Finally you find an unsuspecting victim and open it and squeeze out the fart in their face.

My buddy was needing a payback for his shenanigans toward me so I gave him a message in a bottle.

by I_am_from_spain August 6, 2017

Subliminal Message

Definitely the best upgrade for the Chinese in Command & Conquer Generals. It increases the healing and increased fire rate of propaganda by another 25% permanently for only 500 $. Nuke Overlords + Propaganda Tower + Subliminal Messaging = Teh Ep1c W1nz0rzzz!!!!!11111111

Subliminal message upgrade is complete!

by Aquifex July 17, 2009

Instant Message

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.

A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.

by Wyatt The Whakkle June 6, 2010

Pocket Message

A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.

Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!

by DJ Jack Master Flash August 7, 2008