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The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
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The Yellow Clean Machine

After taking a huge dump in which there are a boatload of streak marks remaining, and a regular bowl and brush set just won't cut it. One let's out a piss stream that will eventually kill the residue off. Think of it as a pressure washer coming out of your urethra.

If, indeed, this does not relieve the toilet of the excrement, then you've got yourself a real problem.
Kevin: Hey man, how did you get those horrible streak marks out of that toilet last night??

Grinnel: It was tough, but I had to use the Yellow Clean Machine.
by Grinnel March 5, 2008
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filling the gum ball machine

the act of using your tongue to pleasure a males or females inner arse.
Bray: what did you last night with Sally?

Kolt: I was filling the gum ball machine.
by braydy February 14, 2012
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The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine
by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018
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the big gay machine

The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)
by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020
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The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023
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When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.
Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021
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