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Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.
Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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Gooner

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently
Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.
by Diicho September 26, 2025
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Capcom gooner

Someone who plays any Capcom game solely to goon to the characters in it. These people are usually Leon Kennedy fangirls or degenerates that slobber over Chun Li.
Becky: I’m gonna start playing devil may cry soon!
Emma: Oh? Are you interested in gaming?
Becky: No I saw a Dante edit earlier and i just have to play it.
Emma: Ugh you’re such a Capcom gooner
by Blondemenarehot May 23, 2025
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Gooner

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.
"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"
by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024
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Gooner

1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
My boy Barry is a massive gooner
by PinDarkShadow May 2, 2024
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AI gooner

Using AI as to not have to use your brainpower for productive tasks,

instead opting to use your brain for useless, unproductive time wasters.
Livio is a total AI gooner. He just lets claude write his unit tests while he runs it down in league.
by RangedDeer July 23, 2025
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Gooner

One who loves crab Rangoon's.
Me and my friends are gooners and are all going to goon together tonight.
by CheezeWizz June 8, 2024
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