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Granny Gooner

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely
"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."
by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025
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Gooner

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently
Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.
by Diicho September 26, 2025
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Gooner

People who are stupid enough to support Arsenal fc
There are so many gooners in london
by IMawordmaker20 November 14, 2024
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Gooner

If you are an indian from the South whose first name is Blaze. Smelly indian, who goes on weather app when around the huzz and yaps when there is bruzz only. One who makes his voice louder when the huzz talk close to him.
Blaze is a gooner ong.
by person0927 December 3, 2024
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Gooner

Someone who partakes in the act of gooning.

IE: Alexander Catlow
You're a mad gooner!
by theoriginalgooner June 26, 2025
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certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
by himolton April 22, 2024
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Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.
Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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