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Dog

by yeltsA kciR May 24, 2021
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Dog

A small woodland creature named for its creator, God. The reason it is spelled backwards is because it is a very evil creature, and some say its backwards. Its head is also backwards. The main reason it is so evil is because it will steal your left sock while you are sleeping. It will also take your regular alpacas AND your sushi alpacas. Watch out! You have been warned. Make a ring around your bed of right socks full of parsnips to ward them off. Good luck.
Wake up! A dog is stealing your left sock!
by Bobby Singer September 6, 2014
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dog

1. verb - bother, irritate, annoy, ride, harass
2. verb - have sex with doggystyle
3. noun - hound, player, one who seeks meaningless sex with multiple partners
1. Dude! Don't dog me like that!
2. After getting her cunt nice and wet with my tongue, I bent her over to dog her for a while.
3. Men are dogs.
by Prp Guy April 23, 2006
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Dogs

by Kayleeana March 9, 2008
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The Dog

The dog is a mythical being whose existence has long been surpassed since the beginning of time. The dog appears godlike to what we are. The dog has all the answers and is very very helpful in times of need. The dog sleeps for 10000 years for when he awakes we know it. Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes any natural disaster occurring is the dog blinking his eyes.
Ryan: "whats happening, is there an earthquake"
Sam: "no the dog has awoken from its 10000 year slumber"
by idk222222222222222222222222 November 9, 2019
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dogging

Where one lurks in the bushes and peeps at unsuspecting folks having relations in their vehicle; often while enjoying oneself carnally
Sting and I enjoyed a long night of edging and dogging
by lrgportion December 14, 2016
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Dogs

The method by which a head panhandler, transports, drops off, and uses, a large group of panhandling persons, in order to create a much larger amount of panhandled and pooled money; upon which, the head panhandler also receives a certain percentage, or cut, from the entire group's; daily, panhandled and pooled amount, in exchange for his/her transport services rendered to the group, or his/her, "dogs".
I saw a head panhandler dropping off his group of panhandling "dogs" at different locations in the city today.
by Topul November 2, 2018
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