North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad
I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard
by Stycki12 March 08, 2023
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backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard
by Stop Creepin November 06, 2017
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Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017
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Backyard Mudbog

The sexual act of throwing a piece of poop into a fan, which chops it up and blows poop all over your partner.
by Teehee1980 August 22, 2021
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Backyard Barbeque

The act of soaking ones tongue in the anus of another.
I'm only going to tell you this once. E. L. Fudge cookies are delicious after and a backyard barbeque.
by deeves3 July 27, 2011
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Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck
Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!
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Eat out in the backyard

To be eaten out in your back yard. In other words to go on de musty ass grass behind u house and let somebody go in on that pussy.
Boy 1: Yo, I hear neriah get eat out in the backyard by nahje
boy 2: nah i hear it was a girl name katara
Boy 1: dis nigga got too many hoes
by Smexyassmf March 26, 2022
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