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Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
by MorningFey September 18, 2016
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Spider-man

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.
The forest fire had Spider-manned the tree house I had built there.
by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018
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Spider-Man

NapoleonVII is Spider-Man
He just do be Spider-Man
by NobodysFool May 30, 2022
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spider man

spider man is just a sticky boyo
by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019
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Man-spider

Jackson and devans pet spider who Ethan killed
Ethan you killed Man-spider
by the J creater July 2, 2021
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NOT Spider-Man

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025
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Spider-Man

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.
Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man
by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019
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