Morning slammer

A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.

Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.

**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!

by Elder Blice May 16, 2020

Pussy Slammer

A woman who acts like she’s the only human being who happens to have a vagina.

I would go out of my way to help her if she wasn’t such a pussy slammer.

by chamuco August 14, 2022

Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

by loatgoat December 19, 2018

salem slammer

When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.

Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer

by Reginald Penny Pincher November 9, 2013

No Hander Slammer

A sex position in which the women lays on her stomach with her ass pointed up. The man then climbes to an elevated position above the girl the higher the better. The man then proceedes to stick his arms out like a bird and jumps off his elevated position landing penis first into the woman.

Bro i landed a no hander slammer off my night stand last night.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.

by Wailex May 19, 2022

sally slammer

To slap one violently with a floppy breast; The female version of a Thunder Dan.

Brandon was being a total jerk, so I whipped out my boob and gave him a Sally Slammer.

by T.Rex_Lex November 4, 2017

sister slammer

The act of screwing your sister.
Not a name to be proud of.
Nasty, gross and wrong.
Usually due to country lifestyle.

see incest, inbred, redneck.

Random Guy: Dude, did you hear? Last night john screwed his sister.

Random Guy2: Ew... Bekka? He's a fuckin' sister slammer

by bradski October 10, 2007