security deposit

to take a dump with the door locked.

there was a republican in the mall restroom with me and i was scared...
i ran into the stall and locked it behind me to make a security deposit.

by r brands August 29, 2003

Bag = Secured

When a woman gets pregnant with a man with a lot of money, her finances are secured because the man is now obligated to give his money to her and for the child. This is usually said when the man is wealthy and the girl is not, and she gets pregnant soon into the relationship (assumed to be on purpose) for the reasons stated above.

Random Person: "Yo John! You see Becky got pregnant with that rich dude Jarod? Damn man! They have only seen each other for 2 months!"
John: "Bag, Secured" or "Bad equals Secured" or (by text) "Bag = Secured"

by Babycakes Lovin May 21, 2018

Social Security

When it's not ran by the government, it's called a Ponzi scheme. When it is ran by the government, it's called Social Security.

Social Security should be abolished, not privatized.

by david smith, jr. July 3, 2009

homeland security

When niggas defend their turf like your mom guarding a sandwich... honkey

Don't touch my fried chicken, I'll get all homeland security on yo ass...

by _ June 3, 2003

mall security

The fags that think they are badass real cops that ban you from the mall, arrest you, and send you to jail.

mall security banned me from the mall for a year and arrested me.

by Just an Angry Person November 2, 2009

Secure the bag

Securing the bag is the act of successfully getting with a female/male.

(Used as a verb) also known as bagging or to bag

Dylan couldn’t secure the bag with Gorgan

Ryan secured the bag with that hot Latina babe.

by The Latina Bag Securer February 22, 2018

secure the whine

To Secure a Booty offern reffered to as an ass

secure the whine she said he grabbed it hard and forced his vieny dick in her ass

by Whinelicker October 10, 2017