the hairy sasquatch is achieved through a semi complex setup. first the lead guy baits a girl into a room where his friends are hiding in the closet. while getting head, he gets the girl topless or naked (preferably the later). then while shes at work down south, he knocks her out with a hard punch to the dome and thats when all his friends jump out of the closet, followed by everyone beating off on her, shaving their pubes and pasting the black mass to her unconscious body and the girl awakes to find herself...the hairy sasquatch.
by mr. make it rain on them hoes February 20, 2009

by Giani April 30, 2008

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasquatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasquatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.
by bucketkilla November 9, 2008

by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021

Have at least a 12 inch penis, 13 is ideal, and it’s gotta be hairy. Then you do a u-turn in the vagina and come back out just enough to jizz on yourself.
by mott mikers November 18, 2018

Drive thrus and fast food is convienient but could be a viral sasquatch infecting people in the millions with the vid.
Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.
Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.
by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

When a girl does not shave her legs for an extended amount of time causing them to begin to resemble the legs of Bigfoot.
by Maddysin July 18, 2014
