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hairy sasquatch

the hairy sasquatch is achieved through a semi complex setup. first the lead guy baits a girl into a room where his friends are hiding in the closet. while getting head, he gets the girl topless or naked (preferably the later). then while shes at work down south, he knocks her out with a hard punch to the dome and thats when all his friends jump out of the closet, followed by everyone beating off on her, shaving their pubes and pasting the black mass to her unconscious body and the girl awakes to find herself...the hairy sasquatch.
dude, nate, nolan, jon and matt found the hairy sasquatch last night...her name is andrea!
by mr. make it rain on them hoes February 20, 2009
mugGet the hairy sasquatchmug.

sasquatch niggas

Is them bigg A$$ niggas all covered wit hair.
Sasquatch niggas is like that nigga from conan the barbarian... I think it was Kream adul Jabar.
by Giani April 30, 2008
mugGet the sasquatch niggasmug.

dan sasquatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasquatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.
by bucketkilla November 9, 2008
mugGet the dan sasquatchmug.

Sasquatch ass

When someone has a hairy asshole, cheeks or both
by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021
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Sliding Sasquatch

Have at least a 12 inch penis, 13 is ideal, and it’s gotta be hairy. Then you do a u-turn in the vagina and come back out just enough to jizz on yourself.
Yo, I totally sliding sasquatched Tay last night and it was amazing
by mott mikers November 18, 2018
mugGet the Sliding Sasquatchmug.

viral sasquatch

A person , industry or practise that has a larger than normal viral footprint.
Drive thrus and fast food is convienient but could be a viral sasquatch infecting people in the millions with the vid.

Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.
by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020
mugGet the viral sasquatchmug.

sasquatch legs

When a girl does not shave her legs for an extended amount of time causing them to begin to resemble the legs of Bigfoot.
"Winter is finally over, I can get rid of my Sasquatch legs!"
by Maddysin July 18, 2014
mugGet the sasquatch legsmug.

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