A variation of the Cleveland steamer where you pay for someone to preform said ask act in a rest stop parking lot.
You better watch out for those Sandusky cinnamon rolls, they're nice but kinda small and they cost $12.
by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.
by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.
This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.
by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.
by Buhl Ache December 29, 2024

by PaladinT1D August 29, 2025

when a guy embellishes or brags about the size of his dick only for you to find out you've been duped and he's hung like a peanut.
by wtrnghle March 4, 2022

by TL - Well November 10, 2011
