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by week8in5days March 17, 2025
Get the niamh mug.Niamh Victoria simpson is currently holding the world record for the largest amount of dildos owned as she masturbates up to 10 times a day with different shapes and sizes
“Who is Niamh Victoria simpson”?
“She’s the world record holder for the worlds largest amount of dildos “
“She’s the world record holder for the worlds largest amount of dildos “
by Niamhsimpsonlovesdick September 25, 2020
Get the Niamh Victoria simpson mug.niamh: ‘this is a cake i made by myself, it took four hours’
person: ‘that is definitely a cake that you can buy at coles’
niamh:’oh i.. used it as a reference’
person: ‘but it has coles the packaging’
niamh should have just shut the fuck up
person: ‘that is definitely a cake that you can buy at coles’
niamh:’oh i.. used it as a reference’
person: ‘but it has coles the packaging’
niamh should have just shut the fuck up
by coksuker69 November 22, 2021
Get the niamh mug.Niamh is the light, the soft golden glow that makes everything feel a little more magical. Maddie is the warmth, the steady heartbeat that turns that glow into something you can trust. Together, their names sound like a love story—radiance meeting comfort, brightness finding its anchor.
When Niamh smiles, it feels like the world opens. When Maddie laughs, it feels like home. And when they stand side by side, it’s as if the universe finally gets to show off—light and strength, glow and warmth, two hearts that fit so naturally it feels like fate whispered their names long before they ever met.
When Niamh smiles, it feels like the world opens. When Maddie laughs, it feels like home. And when they stand side by side, it’s as if the universe finally gets to show off—light and strength, glow and warmth, two hearts that fit so naturally it feels like fate whispered their names long before they ever met.
by Maddiethestinker November 29, 2025
Get the Niamh and maddie mug.niamh: the type of girl who only gets close with people over boys. she would take your vape and js hold it to her mouth bc she wants to look cool. she'd take your things and tell u she'll give them back then doesnt and wears them in front of you. she only things about herself and will always play the victim. you could defend her over and over to everyone and then realise why everyone hates her lol
by suckadick? August 19, 2025
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Get the NiamH F mug.a person who is very very funny and makes people laugh. very sexy and cool. did i mention funny? obsessed with celebrities who are old enough to be their dad! also have amazing music taste
someone: “hey did you see niamh they are so funny and cool i wish i was them”
me: “yeah they are so awesome and hot”
harry styles: “i agree”
me: “yeah they are so awesome and hot”
harry styles: “i agree”
by ipromiseimcool July 26, 2021
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