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Blue Mango

The bottled sense of delusion one gets from sleep deprivation. A very potent drug that is new on the market.
Guy 1: Man I was on blue mango last night. I was fucked up man. I kept on seeing green goats trying to smell the mountains.

Guy 2: I was on blue mango and I saw a unicorn jumping a double rainbow.

Guy 1: Dudddeee!!! That was good night!!
by Ma Mama February 19, 2011
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Mango Tango

A diamond stud in the tip of your penis for purposes of mating display, and to enhance the clitoral stimulation of (female) sexual partners.
She liked the glint of my mango tango, but she liked it much better when she couldn't see it, but could feel it.
by Little Gizza October 21, 2010
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Mango pretzels

Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.

Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?

Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?

Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
by Soulxls June 16, 2020
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Mango Bango

An explicit sexual act, popular amongst various beaner populations, in which a male, while whistling, is performing anal sex on a bald, jump-roping female, while, also, allowing a three-legged dog of only 50 pounds or greater to perform anilingus on him. This act can only be considered a true Mango Bango if there is an ashy black guy jacking his meat whistle and simultaneously eating a Ganny Smith apple.
Dude, I'm so totally tired, man. Last night, me, my girl, my dog, and some black guy had a crazy-ass Mango Bango.
by boydre January 5, 2007
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Mango Tango

A one-night-stand with a juicy latino twink.
Last weekend I travelled to Guatemala and partook in a mango tango.
by Shwagger March 8, 2017
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Mango Season

Mango Season is referred to a certain time in spring when drinking and getting high is at its peak. With the help of spring fever it is basically the best time of year to drink and smoke.
“Hey did you know it’s mango season, so it ready to get fucked up
by Gaehl Camou March 26, 2019
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Fango Mango

The best friend a River could ask for. Epic art. Bro the memes they send. 10/10.
Fango Mango has a adorable art style.
by +Benevolent_Overlord+ March 22, 2021
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