erin garcia

an spanish irish something that will only eat burger king foot lettuce. They also accept taco bell piss nachos. These only except pinche putos and are good to kick. (They also get triggered easily so choose ur words carefully.

"Cabron! I said to bring home an Erin Garcia!"

by Hulloitsalyssa May 11, 2018

fabrizio garcia

Awsome guy sometimes is profesional asshole but he can be very chill he is smooth with the ladys but is sensitive gets in his feelings alot and has a large or average penis size, and was practacaly born to be a pothead.

Are u the original fabrizio garcia bro.

by daniela 84 May 2, 2018

joe garcia

Joe Garcia’s are usually very playful mean and abusive towards their daughter. They are mostly bald headed and they have a mind of a child. They like to play games such as bingo , dominos , and even twister. They also love beer.

My dads name is joe garcia and he’s drunk.

by imstatingfacts February 24, 2019

alyssa garcia

To deficate on a glass table while someone watches from below.

My boyfriend always gets "turned on" when i give him an "alyssa garcia"

by dfvgjndeafreg December 8, 2013

Mia garcia

Fuckin thot that sucks everyone in Elgin Tx dick she love be with hella dudes

Aye bro Mia Garcia coming over you tryna run a train?

by Ongodnocap August 17, 2019

ricardo garcia

A runescape player that has small dick and loves to film himself masterbating while playing games.

That guys is such a Ricardo Garcia he's always on the computer.

by Toomuch4u May 12, 2016

Ethan Garcia

Ethan Garcia is my amazing boyfriend !! he is just so perfect. pretty sure he’s like 🇨🇴🇲🇽 which I AM COLOMBIAN / 🇨🇴. Perfect couple am I right?? Anyways he’s just so cute. He plays soccer. He is literally just my ideal type! Think I’m the first to do this so credits : me 🤭🤭. ethan 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

me: Ethan Garcia is just so cutee!

my friend: your a simp

another example

my friend: omg my crush is so cute

me: ethan is better 🤷 ♀️

by ethangarciasrealgf July 21, 2022