This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.
by Kidsforlife March 5, 2020
Get the Ewan Edwardsmug. 
A young man who doesn't know the difference between a major and minor chord. Ewan only loves three things; his primary love being feet, he seriously can't get enough feet, you better not even flash a glimpse of toe or he will have pictured it and filed it into one of his numerous feet folders or websites. Ewan's second love is for Lucys especially if they are tall because that translates to more feet (preferably over six feet so that he can be dominated) and we already know that feet make Ewan's wee wee go boing boing boing. Ewan's final and most poignant love are anal beads so as he gets dominated by a Lucy and after she has finished pegging him she can rip them out and spin him like a Beyblade. Ewan says he's proud of his 7 As but we all know he really wants 7 Ds, wouldn't be the first time.
Ewan: I like feet, lucy and anal beads
Keir: Hi Ewan, anything new with you
Ewan: No, I like feet, Lucy and anal beads.
person 1: omg did you hear that Ewan is incredibly famous now
person 2: really what did he do
person 1: I heard he started a website called feetle in which you have 6 attempts to guess which toe he sucked that day and are then rewarded with a foot pic of his
person 2: where do I sign up?
Keir: Hi Ewan, anything new with you
Ewan: No, I like feet, Lucy and anal beads.
person 1: omg did you hear that Ewan is incredibly famous now
person 2: really what did he do
person 1: I heard he started a website called feetle in which you have 6 attempts to guess which toe he sucked that day and are then rewarded with a foot pic of his
person 2: where do I sign up?
by anonymous February 14, 2022
Get the Ewanmug. This word is used to describe people who smell of 5p colognes and margarita paninis. You will often find these creatures in primary schools looking for a place to whip there arse out.
Electromagnetic-ewan is a fat bastard
by Ph1ll1p0s March 24, 2025
Get the Electromagnetic-Ewanmug. Small man very weak usually a furry does not respect women gets beaten up by year 7s cry’s a lot and has temper tantrums.
Ewan won’t stop crying.
by Etoppp December 14, 2022
Get the Ewanmug. A ginger bread man with huge muscles and a large cock when people glance at him they orgasm in all his attractiveness and sexiness (especially when he's wearing a furry or maid costume or both). (¤~¤)
Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
by Curry Muncher 76 October 13, 2021
Get the Ewanmug.