Dorito skydiver

One ugly cheese ball mf

“U a dorito skydiver stfu”

by Ben Dover mf May 9, 2021

dorito faced

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.

"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."

by IGotHoesForDays February 11, 2017

dorito-muncher

A Cowadoody-playing, Dew-sipping console gamer, or any member of the G00nswarm and related. Usually observed with excessive trash talk.

These damn dorito-munchers are intentionally swapping sides during this raid, just to be on the winning team.

by GetBent99 January 13, 2014

Dorito face

When a drawn person, usually a male anime character, has an especially elongated, pointed chin. Named for the resemblance to the triangular Dorito chip. Possibly coined by the yaoi parody 'Dorito-Faced Bad Touch Sempai-san (and Shota Boy)'

90s anime is full of dorito faces

by asdfghjklkjhgfdsdfgh September 6, 2015

Doritos jizz

when a male is heaving sex with someone then cums on some Doritos to make a tasty snack for the women

i like Doritos jizz.it was tasty!!!!!

by Yuhms August 1, 2011

Biological Dorito

A term for food that you have bitten off of, that some other mother fucker desided to put in his/her face afterword, just for the purpose of making what they did much more discusting than it sounds after shouting "you ate my biological dorito" Dorito can also be replaced with other words such as:
Biological Apple
Biological Cake
Biological Sandwich
Ect....

You:*bites off a chip*
You:*drops the chip*
Motherfucker:*takes chip and shoves it in face*
You:"I bit that you know..."
Motherfucker:"SO?!"
You:"It was in my mouth.."
Motherfucker:" I dont care."
You:"BASTARD YOU ATE MY BIOLOGICAL DORITO."
Motherfucker:"god, i feel sick."

by Slipknotchick May 15, 2010

Dorito Fingers

When you get Doritos on your fingers and cant wipe them off.

girl in romantic movie- grab my hand
guy- hell no i got Dorito Fingers

by Alexlikestogetcrunk March 15, 2011