When someone updates their Facebook status with a remark that clearly is seeking attention and trying to get people to feel bad for them.
by hotdoghamburger February 20, 2011

wheres Marco?
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!
by mrizack July 31, 2010

A status, of being a little more than a man, and a little less than a god. A status in which you receive no shit from no one,Get praise from everyone and is respected by the best.
He just ran the mile in 4:30! Everyone is cheering him on right now, his boss status must be off the charts!
by M-STAK March 14, 2008

A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide
Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!
by aza333 June 29, 2011

by AnnaBanana13 November 17, 2010

A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.
-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"
by BMonz February 5, 2012

When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.
Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
by Beelzebub Jones March 22, 2011
