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Thanksgiving Leftovers 

When another male fucks you in the butt using gravy as lube, and proceeds to cum in a bowl, mix the gravy, fecal matter, and semen together, and force feed it to you.
Man, that guy totally gave me the Thanksgiving Leftovers last night. It was so good.

thanksgiving tree 

"Ruel, there is such a thing as a thanksgiving tree."

Thanksgiving leftovers 

When your farts smell like shit because of an incomplete dump and you blast out the remaining parts in the shitter so now everyone is giving thanks!
This morning I had Thanksgiving leftovers because I missed my poop window yesterday!

Thanksgiving shower 

After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.
Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year
Thanksgiving shower by lumberjack69 November 14, 2018

Thanksgiving Tree 

A Christmas tree that is put up way too early, Mainly near Thanksgiving
Wow Disney put up their Thanksgiving Tree Again
Thanksgiving Tree by JazzToast November 20, 2018

Thanksgiving Day Remorse 

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.
Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.