Texan Roach

When you smoke only half of a Backwoods blunt.

Bro you tryna spark? I got a Texan Roach in the Whip.

by MightyMega June 24, 2017

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wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021

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Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

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texan toquito

When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.

I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito

by Sir rocardo June 14, 2018

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Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.

Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.

by Titty Boner June 1, 2019

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