wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021

swamp texan

A person born in Texas and raised in East Texas north of Victoria.

Hey Tex, are you a cowboy?
No I'm from Lufkin. I'm a swamp Texan.

by Buckinhorse6 April 28, 2017

Texan Deadlift

Their partner inserts a catheter into their mans urethra and inflates it, then they yank it out like starting a lawnmower.

I was talkin to John the other day and he had some heartbreaking news, he can't have children anymore because he had a Texan Deadlift.

by SIGMA ENIGMA October 08, 2024

National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 24, 2023

Texan Cookout

When you put barbecue sauce in someone’s ass or vagina and then you fuck them

We were doing some kinky shit last night I had a Texan Cookout and got Barbecue sauce every where!

by PussyMaster69 October 18, 2019

Sweaty Texan

when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat

A Sweaty Texan is when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat

by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 30, 2022

Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 28, 2017