Texan Cookout

When you put barbecue sauce in someone’s ass or vagina and then you fuck them

We were doing some kinky shit last night I had a Texan Cookout and got Barbecue sauce every where!

by PussyMaster69 October 17, 2019

Texan Lemon Drop

When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.

In texas it is customary to take 21 texan lemon drop shots on one's birthday.

by ProfessorofRealEnglishWords November 29, 2022

texan toquito

When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.

I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito

by Sir rocardo June 14, 2018

Texan Swirl

when you mix dark and clear piss, making a refreshing bev with a healing aura

can be taken with coffee for extra panache

"I heard veronica tried out the texan swirl the other day. it ain't for the weak of heart."

by johnjo16 January 5, 2020

Texan BBQ Sprinkler

The act of eating an absurd amount of spicy BBQ food with absolutely no fibre, and then filling the anus with BBQ sauce just be shitting it all out over a person or group of people.

Bro last night was amazing, this girl gave the whole team a Texan BBQ Sprinkler

by Jesus_has_risen_bbg May 18, 2025

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Texan shooter

A Texan shooter is when you pull out and cum all over her face whilst saying “bang bang, bitch”

“Danny I just Texan shootered a hoe!” “Atta be joe!”

by Rambo_lover April 10, 2022