Texas Reptile Expo

Founded by a lady known as the reptile queen from Texas. The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in Texas. People known when the come to this show they can expect to see the largest selection of venomous snakes and other reptiles.

The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in the state of Texas.

by urban savage February 12, 2019

Texas Curveball

A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.

“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball”

by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019

Breckenridge texas

A place for drugs and meth head teenagers!

Oh yeah let's head on down to Breckenridge Texas

by Your breck boi February 12, 2019

Houston Texas Baby

A quote from Beyonce's song "Run The World (Girls)". Famous viner and youtuber Liza Koshy often quoted it in her videos

Liza Koshy: I grew up in Houston Texas. Like Beyonce. HOUSTON TEXAS BABY!

(dance move)

by SpeakinNonsense February 9, 2021

Brock Texas

A pussy ass town with a bunch of faggots who have blonde hair and perms they think they are nice a football but just play homeless kids from some shithole. They all go to teskeys and buy a bunch of unnecessary shit to hunt at the Grandad’s high fence and post on instagram. Brock kids are complete pussys and wish they were Aledo. If they don’t play at Aledo they go to Brock because they are gay as fuck. Some of the sluts are pretty hot and like to fuck dudes from other towns. Most people think they are the shit but fuckinv suck

I’m not popular, cool or athletic enough to be at Aledo so I move to Brock and dye my hair and perm it. Because I live in Brock Texas

by Johnnyhorsedick July 30, 2022

Texas Left

The conventional direction of "down."

It's right behind the rock on the left. No, your left. Texas Left.

by thehoboking August 20, 2006

keller texas

A bunch of good ole boys raising hell and fucking bitches. A city near Fort Worth that is high class mostly white. This city is known for having the hottest girls and the shittiest football team. But the kids from keller go harder then any other town. Whiskey pours and beer chases. Great place to call home.

"Hey what are you doing after the game?"

"Getting drunk as shit it's keller texas"

by Ktown1212 November 4, 2013