Tessa Jade Weise

a loving little girl whose parents are divorced. She is a wonderful girl who can mend anyone's heart. She can easily make you laugh and make anyone smile. Don't pass her up for someone crazy. She may be a little cra-cra at times but she is the perfect person to love.
Mom: Tessa Jade Weise thank you for helping
Tessa Jade Weise: Your welcome Mom
by new.year_dubs.9 February 26, 2021
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two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina
That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}
by realgalpal1 April 03, 2016
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Tessa g

Tessa g is typically a really lazy bitch who binge watches shows in under a day for example, sex and the city, gossip girl, friends and cheers.
Oh look at that “tessa g” I don’t want you to be lazy like that missy.
by George John Washington October 06, 2020
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Tessa Clark

Tessa Clark's love america. They say the pledge of allegiance out loud. They also like crushing up chips and love buzz feed quizzes. They are superman's sister and if they were a food they would be a muffin.
by I Love America and Muffins September 21, 2022
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Tessa Linnette Lavallee

Tessa Linnette Lavallee is the most beautiful woman in the world. she is so supportive of everything you do. She can make your day one thousand times better by just being there with you. She has to be an angel sent from heaven. She's insanely smart, she will outsmart you in everything you do. She has a boyfriend who can be a lot to handle and some how she does that. She's the greatest thing that could ever happen to him. There is no other like this one.
Logan: man I wish I could see Tessa Linnette Lavallee today.

Tessa: hi
by Logang! May 27, 2022
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Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.
"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"
by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022
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Tessa the tank engine

A big bitch (jk i love you cody)
Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"
by you got high with me enin February 15, 2023
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