Yeat’s Turban Factory

Year’s Turban Factory is a strict labor facility that consist of creating, packaging, and sending out scarfs- I mean turbans. The workers are made up of Twitter trolls who’ve spoken ill about Yeats name and have been forcefully taken there to serve an eternity sentence of Twizz Labor.

You better stop trolling or you’ll get taken to Yeat’s Turban Factory in your sleep.

by Yeat Enthusiasts April 04, 2022

Afghani turban queef

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

by Johnny Twotone May 04, 2014

Turkish Turban

when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizzed put it back on her head

damn! i should have ran out and got condoms, instead i had to turkish turban that bitch

by DBEEEBSS April 16, 2008

All Star Turban

When an indian friend has a turban and thinks hes good at basketball

That muslim indian fat fuck is an All Star Turban

by All Star Turban November 15, 2014

red-turbaned monkey

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.

"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"

by Remy11 April 28, 2006

Chrysler turban car

Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".

Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Turban nigger

Someone from India or some other shithole were turban usage is not frowned upon for some reason.
Also Sikhs.

Based guy: I don't know why they hired a new turban nigger, I get it is cheap but I don't like smelling shit at my workplace.
HR Karen: Generalizations about turban wearers are inaccurate and misleading. It's crucial to acknowledge the diversity and complexity of turban wearing practices.
Based guy: I hate women too I forgot while focusing on my turban-related hatred.

by El Bartos Amigo Gomez May 25, 2024