Put a Door In

v. - a solution which is oversimplified to the point that it becomes nonsensical. Often presented as a brilliant idea by someone who wishes to appear knowledgeable when they actually know the least about the subject.

Dorthu: "I'm having trouble seamlessly streaming levels in this game."
Gabe: "Just put a door in."

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Tom: "Dude, instead of paying to get my car fixed, I'm just gonna use some duct tape."
John: "Way to put a door in."

by Dorthu June 02, 2009

Doors and Fours

Combination of Doriden & Tylenol w/ Codeine #4. Produces a high akin to Heroin.

Back in the day we would get prescriptions for Doors and Fours.

by Christian Emde November 28, 2007

Door Job

A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.

Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?

Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......

by BrianRingo July 11, 2010

Door charge

The $20 minimum that one seems to spend each time one leaves one's front door.

John: Hey Joe, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go out and do something?

Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.

by AYYFRON July 27, 2010

Creaky door

When a women's vagina hasn't had any sexual intercourse or pleasure for a while.

'I haven't had any sexual pleasure since Dave, it's starting to become a creaky door'

by Emzo19 May 08, 2016

Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.

Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.

by Great Seany July 06, 2016

Before the door

It is an acting exercise at Carnegie Mellon University (Pittsburgh) that drama students must complete in their first year.

Person A:I had my before the door today.
Person B: So... how did you do?
Person A: Totally nailed it!

by kaoz22 August 14, 2009