Shlong-song

Beating your dick to the beat of a song.

Matthew was tried of watching porn. So he decided to shlong-song instead.

by Dorydick July 27, 2016

Lice song

the song that quackity sung to bbh about various relatives having lice and dying and how bbh has lice with an epic freestyle

Gamer 1: Dude, have you heard about the Lice Song on Quackity's stream?
Gamer 2: Hell yeah! it bops man

by bruhmoment669699969696 January 4, 2021

stunt song

A song on an album made to cover up something, like a relationship. It causes a distraction usually to the general public . Makes people look in another direction so the artist won’t have to name the person or event it’s really about. (not always wanted by the artist, sometimes they have to because of record labels, managers, contracts etc.)

moot: carolina is my favorite stunt song
other moot: nooo cherry is the best>
moot: NOT THE VOICEMAIL

by yourfavcheerleader May 18, 2021

Song of Scott

Skiidleeedooopow skatadeeedooo aleta scott is here for the day

(Aleta enters) Song of Scott is sung "Skiidleeedooopow skatadeeedooo aleta scott is here for the day"

by EmmettSam October 13, 2022

squid song

A squid song is a song that sounds better every time you listen to it. The term seems to have originated from the Japanese side of the internet; probably on Nico Nico Douga.

"This is probably one of the best squid songs out there."

"Why do you like this? Is this a squid song or something?"

"I hated it the first time I listened to it, but now I love it. This song is a total squid song."

by local weeb August 1, 2020

Dial-a-song

An amazing creation invented by John Flansburgh and John Linnell, better known as They Might be Giants, created in the 80s was discontinued in 2006, brought back in 2015, and rebooted in 2018, and still active.

Dial-a-song, just a regular call to Brooklyn, call for the current number, [phone].

by anonymous March 28, 2020

virginity song

The song you are hoping/willing to lose your virginity to.

If you have a virginity song, but then you lose your virginity without listening to it, it still is your virginity song.

Can also be referred to as 'v-card song'.

...And then he played my virginity song, birthday sex by Jeremih, and I knew it was right.

by PartyPartyLetsAllGetWasted November 3, 2010