shrek

If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.

me: Shrek is so hot and sexy
friend: ikr

me: I'm happy you agree but back off my man!🙄

by papiisshrexy October 19, 2020

Shrek

A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.

To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Shrek

God Savior

Oh, How I love our lord and savior: Shrek!

by Solllp July 25, 2019

Shrek

god

Have you payed to our lord and savior Shrek

by Antonio20050418 February 1, 2019

Shrek

Is love Is life

All i want is a good shrek daddy

by DeeZnutz42069 December 24, 2020

shrek

hot green slimy sexy dude

i wanna f*ck shrek

by shrek da hottie May 23, 2021

Shrek

God

Shrek is God

by SkyMewtwo64 Games December 2, 2019